Hello, RCMP visitor…may I help you find what you’re looking for?

by james r. ~ June 25th, 2008. Filed under: blogging, paranoia, writing.

For those outside of Canada, the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or GRC: Gendarmerie Royale Canadien for those who prefer their French name) is Canada’s national police force.

This morning at just about 10 minutes to 9, I had a visitor from the RCMP. In fricking Ottawa, for crying out loud.

Click on the image below to see where they went.

RCMP says hello

They never followed any links to my main site, roadkilltoad.com.

But, as you can see, they had themselves a good 11-minute look around the blog.

I can’t find an incoming link. So, as far as I know, they came directly to my blog. Interesting.

So what drew them here?

Is it my clever, insightful, humourous and emotionally moving writing? *cough*

Was it that I mentioned the environmentalists who want to track me down and kill me because of my car?

Was it the photo of the Muslim lady in the amusement park pics?

Or maybe it’s because I have yet to file my income taxes…? Though that would be a little harsh, don’t you think?

Well, I don’t know what to think. It’s probably nothing.

But I know that just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

So, if at some point in the near future I just up and disappear (save this post to your hard drive just in case), someone please call my lawyer.

And the news media.

And my mom.

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2 Responses to Hello, RCMP visitor…may I help you find what you’re looking for?

  1. Jen
    June 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    *brrrrr*

  2. james r.
    June 25th, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    Yuh-huh.

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