All James, All The Time. [such as he is. -- Ed.]
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I don’t remember how I came across this link, but it cracked my shit up.
Some of you may have noticed this disgusting epidemic that’s been running rampant as of late. Hot chicks with douchebags. Personally, seeing some super hotty with a troll-like butterball, with plucked eyebrows, spray on tan, 3 lbs of hair gel and [...]
My ideal woman won’t be afraid to do something like this at our wedding.
(Watch the whole video.)
So… remember how I said the other day that it was “cold”? I think I said it was -12C. Well today it’s minus 29, with a windchill that takes things down to -41. For my American friends, -40 Celsius is the same as -40 Fahrenheit. “Bitchass cold”, is the technical term we [...]
So let’s talk about real stuff.
It’s cold today. Not colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra, only -12C at present (just after 10pm), but still enough to freeze the hairs in your nose.
I’m tired. I’ve been tired and depressed for a few weeks, now. All I want to do is sleep. [...]
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing and the Band
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and [...]
Okay, first — I’m sick. Like a dog. A sick dog.
It started a few weeks ago when I caught a cold. Just an ordinary Snot Release Party head cold. Sneeze sneeze sneeze. Drip drip drip. Purge purge purge. You get the (gooey) idea.
Around Boxing Day* (”The Day After Christmas” for you Yanks) I was [...]
